Rant #2,101: Peek-A-Boo

I don't see you.

Where is all of this snow and resultant turmoil that we are supposed to be receiving today?

It is past 4:30 a.m. in the morning, and the only Storm(y) that I am seeing has a last name of Daniels and she is milking these accusations against the President as if she was working on a farm.

But I see no snow, or at least not what was predicted.

So has another weather apocalypse been promised, and has been over-advertised?

It's hard to tell right now, as it is too early to judge this storm yet, evidently.

Remember, last week's horror show came during the afternoon, and while it did cause havoc, it was very short lived.

The latest nor'easter that we are supposed to be getting here might even be more difficult to figure.

The weather forecasters have been changing their tune the entire week on this thing, whether it be snow amounts or where it is going to hit the hardest.

So who knows if this thing is going to hit us really hard in my neck of the woods or go off in the ocean, only to smack into New England?

Well, if that happens, sorry New Englanders, you are going to have to bear the brunt of this storm for us this time around.

So maybe this storm should actually be called "Stormy Daniels," because it was expected to deliver plenty, but came up being wishy washy.

And as you know, Stormy Daniels is simply a stage name for Stephanie Gregory Clifford, a Southern Belle from Louisiana who began her career as a stripper in Louisiana at the ripe old age of 17.

She supposedly chose her stage name due to her adoration of rock band Motley Crue, and specifically of Nikki Sixx (another stage name), who named his daughter Stormy.

Her last name was "borrowed" from her beverage of choice, Jack Daniels.

And after numerous porn films, you get an actress at the top of her profession (I will leave you to determine what that means in this particular case).

So in Stormy Daniels, you have someone who named herself after someone's kid, but that someone himself uses a stage name, and after a beverage that when abused, has gotten a lot of people into a lot of trouble.

And she is a porn star to boot.

Oh yeah, all of this proves her credibility, for sure!

But again, if she looked like Olive Oyl, nobody would care.

Yes, she has had a good amount of plastic surgery, but she is a beautiful woman, and say what you want about the current landscape, but people tend to believe those that possess the level of beauty that Daniels possesses.

That is, for better or worse, the way the world has worked for centuries, and it isn't going to change anytime soon.

Based on all of this, at least right now, with the current storm being what it is at this moment, I have renamed the storm "Stormy Daniels" in honor the porn star and her behavior in the public eye.

So far at least, this weather disturbance is barely even that in my neck of the woods, and while it promises plenty, it hasn't yet delivered.

Now, that does not mean that it won't, it just means that right now--in the supposed eye of the storm, figuratively and literally--I don't see very much going on.

So "Stormy Daniels" it is, and if I am proven to be wrong, I will take my licks.