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Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Rant #2,667: Too Much Time On My Hands



It’s Wednesday, June 2, the 153rd day of the year.
 
So what do I want to talk about today?
 
Heck, it isn’t even officially summer yet, yet the narcissistic Hollywood crowd feels the need to show off their bodies in my Yahoo news feed, and this time, Elizabeth Hurley isn’t even in the mix, but the likes of Bebe Rexha, Britney Spears, Rebel Wilson, Paulina Porizkova and Porsha Williams are.
 
Believe me, I would rather look at my wife in a potato sack than these self-serving, ego-driven, no talents (although Rexha is kinda cute).
 
So after the Memorial Day weekend, what can I talk about in this Rant that will get your hair to stand on edge?
 
Well, really not much.
 
Yesterday, I spoke glowingly about a new LP that you simply must at least given a listen to, “Dolenz Sings Nesmith,” but you can refer back to that entry if you need to.
 
I guess I can talk about the phonies on both sides of the equation that I have encountered on Facebook, in particular during this past holiday weekend, those who are so far on the left that they have become blind to everything that goes on in out country, and those so far on the right that they, too, have become blind to everything that goes on in this country.
 
Whiners on both sides try to make this independent voter unhappy and upset, but both sides are really strange bedfellows, so stupid to their own causes that they literally cannot see the forest for the trees.
 
I recently got lashed because I voiced an objection to the idiots that tried to fly a “Trump Won” banner at a recent Yankees game. I said that a ballgame is neither the time nor the place for such flag-waving nonsense, and some people called me un-American, even though fans’ rights were being violated by waving such a flag—and it would have been the same situation if they were waving a Black Lives Matter flag, too.
 
I met up with the whiners who were telling me that Biden “was not their president,” and it seemed oddly reminiscent of those on the other side who claimed that Trump “was not their president.”
 
Yes, these idiots are no different to me, they are odd bedfellows but they behave in the same, exact way.
 
Further, if you give a viewpoint against what they believe in, you get called a phony, and you get thrashed almost to bits.
 
The same thing happened to me in 2016 when Trump won, and I survived, and I can take it, but I find that it is so sad—and funny at the same time—that the people on the left and those on the right are all the same kind of phoneys, not being able to use their brains at all.
 
Yes, this is a strange time to be alive, and to be an independent … well, I guess it takes too much brain power for either side to use their brains in making decisions, in particular, in the voting booth.
 
Very sad indeed.
 
But anyway, what about today, June 2? What can we talk about that would honor the day in the right way?
 
Well, how about the holidays that fall on this day?
 
Yes, there are some “holidays” that happen to be on June 2, and if I get this Rant out quick enough, you can celebrate them throughout the day in your own special way.
 
According to Holidays-and-Observances.com, here are some of the “holidays” that come out on June 2 that are just waiting for you to observe them:
 
American Indian Citizenship Day
 
Global Running Day - June 2, 2021 (First Wednesday in June)
 
I Love My Dentist Day
 
International Sex Workers Day
 
National Bubba Day
 
National Leave the Office Early Day - June 2, 2021 (Usually June 2 unless that day is on a weekend)
 
National Rocky Road Ice Cream Day
 
National Rotisserie Chicken Day
 
National Running Day - June 2, 2021 (First Wednesday in June)
 
National Tailors Day - June 2, 2021 (First Wednesday in June)
 
Yell "Fudge" at the Cobras in North America Day
 
I bet you didn’t realize that there were so many holidays on June 2!
 
Heck, and you can even celebrate them one after another …
 
You can celebrate “I Love My Dentist Day” by having a root canal at your dentist today, and then, later on when you are done with that, you can celebrate “National Running Day” by getting the heck out of that office and making a bee line to another type of “therapy” on “International Sex Workers Day.”
 
You just knew I was going to work that last “holiday” into the mix, didn’t you now?
 
And what the heck is “Yell 'Fudge' at the Cobras in North America Day?”
 
I have no idea.
 
Maybe you can ask your dentist … or even your sex worker what that day is.
 
Me, I’m an independent voter … and I have absolutely no idea.
 
Back to Bebe Rexha … .

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